2024 EWU Holiday Video: Leveraging The Brand

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A Higher Ed Phenomenon

If you work in the marketing and communications side of higher education, it is inevitable: you will eventually help out with a holiday video. For years, colleges and universities have flexed their creative muscles to make unique and memorable productions that put their audiences in a festive spirit.

In my higher ed career, I have worked on many such videos for various institutions. Each one has been different. From celebratory to sentimental to audience choice to trendy, I have played roles in holiday videos that run the gamut when it comes to theme.

This year, I had the privilege of working on a holiday video that boasted a completely original/innovative approach while overseeing a large role in its production.

As I mentioned above, there are many different angles that higher ed institutions take with holiday videos. Usually, they aim to either make their audience laugh, cry, or feel inspired. Parodies, sing-a-longs, annual recaps, and presidential voice-overs are some of the common forms these videos take to elicit the desired reaction/emotion.

This is the story of how we leveraged our brand positioning through a holiday video that we titled internally as “Where Have All the Acorns Gone?”

A Strategic and Unique Direction

This year at Eastern Washington University, we went a totally different direction. Instead of creating a slapstick laugh fest or a sentimental tearjerker, we opted for a more strategic option. We decided to leverage our new brand positioning.

As I wrote about in September, EWU positioned itself as the region’s polytechnic. Although it took an immense amount of work to launch, that was just the beginning. Since President Shari McMahan kicked off our brand positioning effort 2.5 months ago when she premiered our brand anthem video, we have devoted tireless efforts to establishing ourselves as Washington’s leader in applied learning through strategic marketing. But while paid digital ads, radio spots, and student recruitment posters are just some of the traditional ways we have established our positioning, we have employed savvier methods too.

President McMahan has obliviously played an immense role in our entire brand positioning effort. But she also played a crucial role in our holiday video, too. This photo shows us working with President McMahan on her opening scene.

Where Have All the Acorns Gone?

Enter our 2024 holiday video. We used this highly anticipated piece of content to drive home Eastern Washington University’s standing as the region’s polytechnic. We teamed up with our creative agency, idfive, to make something that would prominently feature our students while telling a story that exemplifies how #EWUIsPolytech.

The gist of the script is this: Set to the cadence of The Nutcracker’s “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy,” a rumor circulates around EWU that there is an acorn shortage. Since the nut is a distinguishing feature of our campus, students from different academic backgrounds try to reverse the scarcity. Eleven different academic programs use hands-on techniques specific to their disciplines to solve the source of the shortage and return acorns to their normal abundance on campus. At the end of the video, the teamwork has paid off as a holiday celebration takes place in President McMahan’s office with a bowl of overflowing acorns.

The rumor is started when a student overhears President McMahan jokes about an acorn shortage but “can’t detect the sarcasm through the thick wooden door.”

Bringing the Vision to Life

Filming took place at the beginning of November. Our multimedia specialist Luke Kenneally handled filming, digital marketing supervisor Ginny Baxter provided incredible insight/hands-on magic as our art director, and I served as the producer. Sean Nelms from idfive joined us as the director.

It was such a satisfying experience working with these talented professionals for three (long) days. Our camaraderie was strong as we shared the same goal of creating the absolute best video possible. Over the course of those three days, we worked with 30+ student cast members as we crisscrossed the Cheney campus and filmed additional scenes in Spokane’s Catalyst and SIERR buildings. We also seized the opportunity to collaborate closely with President McMahan as she played crucial on-screen parts at the beginning and end of the video.

A celebratory photo of our crew after filming wrapped on November 6 (L-R: Luke Kenneally, Sean Nelms, Me, Ginny Baxter).

The Big Debut

Late last week, we debuted the 2024 EWU holiday video. My colleagues in higher ed know that there is much anxiety prior to such a release. No matter how hard a central marketing and communications office plans/works on a project like this, there is always the chance for biting criticism and mockery. After all, holiday videos are typically ultra-creative pieces and an out-of-the-box output doesn’t always resonate with all. In our case, would a holiday piece built upon a brand positioning strategy that was seen by some as controversial drive any of our loyal Eagles away?

Thankfully, my natural marketing director pessimistic concerns were unfounded. To this date, I have not seen a single negative comment on our digital channels nor heard sarcastic/WTF feedback from my internal EWU network. The roll out went smoothly and as of Monday evening, the video has garnered 30,000 views across our platforms.

Our EWU holiday video received an overwhelmingly positive response on social media and has already garnered more than 30,000 views across platforms.

Outcomes and Gratitude

The best outcome of all is that the positive reaction to the holiday video is in turn continued positive support for our brand evolution as the region’s polytechnic. People are embracing our applied learning platform and the reception of this major production proved to be a positive referendum on it. Our strategy worked.

Teamwork is imperative to produce a successful holiday video. To that end, I am grateful to so many. Our President’s Office was incredible. They helped with logistical support, allowed us to set up early in their offices, and provided full access to the star of the video—President McMahan. Idfive brought loads of creativity throughout the entire process and served as the perfect partner. The faculty, staff, and students I coordinated with from the academic departments were eager to help and so accommodating. Eric Limburg, our associate vice president for University Relations, guided the project with superb leadership. Finally, my deepest gratitude goes to my team members who stopped everything to devote three days to the shoot. Ginny Baxter and Luke Kenneally showed up each day with the best mix of positivity and motivation while Shelley Stickelmeyer worked behind the scenes to make sure our crew was taken care of and props were ordered.

When we finally settled on the script, it was rather daunting. There were just so many moving pieces and logistics. But with the commitment of so many at EWU, we pulled it off. As the video confidently and accurately states, there’s nothing on earth that can stop this polytechnic. Don’t Blink.

Short Days, Long Nights Thursday Rundown

After a break from the Thursday Rundown due to the Thanksgiving holiday, I am back with five random topics! So while this month of December is still young, let’s get started…

Nativity Galore – Last night, we found ourselves at the LDS Church at 14111 E. 16th Ave. for its Nativity Nights event. More than 150 nativity sets from around the world were featured along with an actual live nativity. After we passed Mary and Joseph holding baby Jesus, we were given hot coco. Much in the same totally organic way that I found out about the magical Surfside Beach live nativity eight years ago, a small sign at an intersection alerted me to the one we attended yesterday evening. It truly was the perfect Advent activity.

Some photos from last evening’s Nativity Nights event.

Writing To Santa – Each year, I encourage my kids to write to Santa. Sloan is at an age where she can write her letter by herself and doesn’t even need her spellchecker dad by her side. Beau? Well, any disappointment from my daughter’s dismissal of my assistance is extinguished by my son’s reliance on me to pen his note. Although I jot down what he tells me to write, he handles all the illustrations. That is what you see him doing in the below photo.

Beau writing his letter to Santa.

Newest Cake Mix Cookie Flavor – I have written before about one of my favorite kinds of cookies to bake. Trust me, if you have never made cake mix cookies before you are truly missing out. In that blog post, I mentioned that I like to experiment with different flavors and I made good on that claim this past weekend. I whipped up white chocolate coconut cookies. It only took a box of Dolly Parton coconut cake mix and white chocolate chips to make these morsels of goodness. Although my wife and kids gave the treats an underwhelming review, I thought they were chef’s kiss.

The kids helped me make these coconut white chocolate cookies.

Thanksgiving Meal Time – I couldn’t help but entertain this question when it came across my feed on X. My opinion? I don’t think there is a bad time to eat the Thanksgiving meal. We ate at 4 p.m. this year which is custom for my side of the family. Last year, when we were with Sidney’s family, we ate at noon. The one advantage to eating late morning/noon is that you can bust out the leftovers that same day when you re-heat things for a late dinner.

This was a fair question.

Holiday Vibes – Downtown Spokane always does a fantastic job at diving headfirst into the holiday spirit and it is always especially evident at River Park Square. The mall is always decorated in such a classy way and its main centerpiece—the 50-foot-tall Christmas tree—will even bring the biggest Scrooge some Yuletide joy. I personally love bringing my kids downtown during the holidays.

Beau and Sloan in River Park Square. It is always so well-decorated.

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I believe that will wrap things up for tonight. Just a reminder, my top five songs of 2024 will drop next week so prepare yourself for that 😂. Have a terrific weekend! Don’t Blink.

My Recommended Gift for the 2024 Holiday Season

Alright, December is underway and I am sure you have people to shop for. But is this a year where you find yourself in a rut? Is your gift-giving creativity at an all-time low? No worries, because I am here to help you out with my recommended gift for 2024. Before I reveal it, just a little background info…

For “Brent’s Gift of the Year” I choose a practical and inexpensive gift suggestion that retails in the $10-$15 range. The goal is for it to be versatile in a way that makes it a perfect choice for a Chinese gift exchange, stocking stuffer, or a thoughtful present.

For example, in 2018 I suggested an LED cinema lightbox marquee, in 2019 I championed a blanket, in 2020 I pushed a framed photo, in 2021 I recommended a book of stamps, in 2022 I invited my readers to pick out a tasty six-pack of beer that the recipient would appreciate, and in 2023 I pitched cookie mix.

If you can tell by the above, I always try to recommend something that goes beyond just a one-dimensional material gift. I strive to support a present that will make the recipient feel a certain type of way. My goal is for the gift to awaken the senses and encourage the recipient to fondly remember the giver. I believe this year’s recommendation is right on target with what I try to do.

Perhaps nothing elicits memories, feelings, and relationships like smell. A positive distinctive aroma can flood the brain with dopamine and bring an individual back to some of the most pleasant and carefree moments of one’s life. Fortunately, in this modern day and age, these types of scents can be captured in a bottle.

My recommended gift of the year is air freshener.

Those of you who know me are well are aware that I champion the therapeutic effects of air freshener. I also feel like I know a good air freshener when I smell one. In fact, one of the most popular blog posts I have ever written for Don’t Blink was six years ago when I ranked my top Glade scents. But my recommended gift of the year goes beyond your generic Hawaiian breeze and apple cinnamon scents.

Specifically, this year, I am recommending that you purchase an eccentric but pleasing out-of-the-ordinary air freshener aroma. To get what you need, may I suggest a brand called Chemical Guys?

Beau holds my 2024 recommended holiday gift…air freshener by Chemical Guys. He is holding the Fresh Glazed Doughnuts scent.

Enter the world of wacky and delightful air fresheners with scents like buttered up popcorn, hot glazed buns, and crunchy bacon. Crazy, right? Chemical Guys produces air fresheners that specialize in nostalgia and fun. Imagine the look on someone’s face at a Chinese gift exchange when they unwrap a coffee-scented air freshener bottle or your cousin’s reaction when he comes face-to-face with the company’s beer-scented offering. Chemical Guys even sells more obscure scents like cold hard cash money and mom’s pound cake.

My recommended gift for 2024 is air freshener. Specifically, I am pitching the wacky scents from Chemical Guys.

You might be asking yourself: Are these air fresheners just gimmicks? Do they even smell as advertised? Well, let me provide you with the answer to those questions…no and yes. Because I wouldn’t recommend any product that your favorite blogger hasn’t actually tried, I ordered three Chemicals Guys products. I tried fresh glazed doughnuts, purple stuff, and chuy bubble gum. They were all distinctive, fragrant, and long-lasting.

Me holding the Purple Stuff air freshener by Chemical Guys. It smells just like grape soda.

The Chemical Guys air fresheners make terrific Christmas gifts for several reasons. First, you can order them in a size perfect for the glove compartment of your car or a size crafted for around your house. Second, like I already mentioned, they work. Third, they are extremely affordable as the smaller bottles run $4-$5 while the bigger bottles run $8-$10. Fourth, the variety is vast as you are guaranteed to find a scent that matches the personality of your recipient. Fifth, these air fresheners are extremely unique. Sixth, no one is never going to forget who gave them the crunchy bacon air freshener and if you don’t mind being associated with that scent, why not go for it?

After just smelling Chuy Bubble Gum air freshener by Chemical Guys you will feel like you want to blow a bubble.

I am excited for this year’s recommended gift and I feel like a lot of my readers are going to give Chemical Guys a chance. If you do, let me know which scent you purchased and I just might include your review in a future Thursday Rundown. Don’t Blink.

The Opportunity of December 1

Happy Sunday! Today is December 1 and it is notable for a few reasons…

First, it is the beginning of the last month of the year. Some will be glad to get this last stanza over with while others will ride the positive momentum they have enjoyed from the past 11 months through the next 31 days. Whether 2024 has been a struggle or a blessing, I encourage you to make the most out of this final month.

Second, today marks the start of a big four-week run for Don’t Blink. December is the most significant month for my blog as I roll out my traditional yearly posts. This week I will reveal my recommended gift of the holiday season. The following week I will list my top five songs of 2024. Then, later in the month, I will publish my top 10 blog posts of the year followed by my end-of-year reflection. It is a great time to be a reader! But while I publish my most anticipated posts of the year in December, I also take some time to relax. Remember, quality doesn’t always translate to quantity—my total blogging output is often the least in December.

December is the biggest month for Don’t Blink.

Third, and by far the most important, December 1 happens to be the First Sunday of Advent this year. During this period, which will cover four Sundays and conclude on Christmas Eve, Christians strive to prepare for Christmas and the second coming. It is the ultimate 2-for-1. We take care to properly prime ourselves for Christ’s birth while also looking ahead to when He will return to earth for the final judgment.

We are now in Advent season.

Advent undoubtedly presents us with an incredible opportunity to contemplate and act in a way that will bring us closer to Jesus…but it isn’t always easy. Too often we package Advent as merely (and falsely) the beginning of Christmas, a period of time to “get our Yule on” as we shop, visit Santa, and bake goodies. I am not saying we can’t do these things before Advent ends, but I think it is important to make sure that the scale still tips in the proper direction. I struggle with this immensely on a personal level and also on a dad level. But this year I want to try to be more intentional preparing for the true reason of Christmas instead of plunging into the commercialization of it.

Need to prepare with Advent before we celebrate Christmas.

Have a great December, everyone! May you embrace the promise that this month brings. Don’t Blink.

Thanksgiving 2024

After skipping to Myrtle Beach for Thanksgiving last year, we celebrated back in Spokane this year. As always, we enjoyed a special and warm holiday.

Our family during Thanksgiving 2024.

I started my Thanksgiving with an early morning workout at Snap Fitness. I always joke that I need the exercise so I can burn 200 calories only to consume 20,000 calories hours later. I guess other people recognized my absurdity because I had the whole gym to myself.

A photo I took of an empty Snap Fitness gym on an early Thanksgiving morning.

After the conclusion of my workout, I hustled home and cued up the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Sure, we could have watched the tape-delayed NBC broadcast when it came on at 8:30 a.m. PT on the west coast, but we are a little obsessive. Sid, Sloan, Beau, and I jammed in our bed as we streamed the parade live on Peacock right when it started at 5:30 a.m.

Beau holds his stuffed Spider-Man as the actual Macy’s Parade Spider-Man float goes by.

Our next Thanksgiving activity took place at the movie theater. My family met my sister’s family at the Spokane Valley Regal Cinemas for the 11:15 a.m. showing of “Moana 2.” Even though my kids love the film and Sloan even dressed up as Moana for Halloween one year, I had never seen the original movie until last night. Yep, I made sure to do my last-minute homework by watching “Moana” on Wednesday evening. The cram session prepared me well as I was able to enjoy “Moana 2” just as much as everyone else in the packed theater.

Four happy kids after watching “Moana 2.”

From the theater we drove out to my parents’ house in north Spokane. My dad and I watched some of the Cowboys-Giants game and then my sister’s family, my family, and parents enjoyed each other’s company for the duration of the afternoon/evening. Our Thanksgiving meal was delicious as I eclipsed the 200 calories I burned from earlier after my second bite.

Eating Thanksgiving dinner. Delicious!

Once we finished eating, we all moved into the living room where we spent the rest of the night talking and eating dessert. My parents have a single TV in the house that is exiled in the basement, so our family holidays are always centered around conversation which I wouldn’t have any other way. My choice of dessert was pumpkin pie!

Sloan, Beau, and their cousins doing Thanksgiving crafts while the adults visit.

We left my parents’ at 8 p.m. and then before making the 34-minute drive home, we drove by the infamous “Disney holiday house.” It is even better this year than ever before. We made it home around 9 p.m. and went to bed feeling really thankful.

We made a stop at the Spokane Disney house to cap off our Thanksgiving.

I hope you had a satisfying Thanksgiving as well. Can’t write it enough—I am very grateful for my readers. Don’t Blink.

Didn’t Have That On My Bingo Card

For the second consecutive Sunday this past weekend, we played turkey bingo. After trying our luck at our home parish of St. Mary in Spokane Valley, we traveled to my parents’ parish, St. Thomas More, for its event a week later.

Sloan and I hanging out at Turkey Bingo at St. Thomas More Parish in North Spokane.

I guess the St. Mary event was good “practice” because we fared much better at St. Thomas More. Sloan and I inched closer to achieving bingos—in fact, my mom actually won a round—and our numbers were called in raffles. It was a lot of fun.

My parents and children playing turkey bingo at St. Thomas More in North Spokane.

Playing so much bingo this month made me think about a phrase that has entered our lexicon over the past several years. It is common/trendy to say the following when something unexpected happens to you: “I didn’t have that on my bingo card.”

For example, I could say the following: I didn’t have changing jobs on my bingo card for 2024.

As we celebrate Thanksgiving tomorrow, people will come to the table with placements on their metaphorical bingo cards they never foresaw. It might be for the better or it might be for the worse (or both).

Bingo cards of others might not be in full view. Your guests could be concealing some of their unexpected “numbers” or their card might be out in the open for all to see. If you have guests who fit the latter, it is important to be mindful, respectful, and sympathetic. If you are around guests who have hidden bingo cards, treat them with respect and tenderness—you never know if a particular surprising and deflating number was called.

As we enter the holiday season, it is important to keep this mindset over the next several weeks. During this time of the year, there is a lot of reflection that takes place and people are bound to battle with some of the bumps they faced over the past 11-12 months. Hopefully the bingo cards of your loved ones contained many happy surprises in 2024. If not, make sure to be kind. Not everyone will be yelling BINGO with enthusiasm tomorrow. Don’t Blink.

Debate Before Feast

Can it be seven years already? Back in November 2017, I offered a plethora of ideas for a particular conundrum. Thanksgiving week and the following week all have numerous “days” that reflect the giving season (High School Reunion At The Bar Wednesday, Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Giving Tuesday, etc.). But what about today? Why doesn’t Thanksgiving Eve Eve have its own day?

Well, I simply didn’t just complain about it. Instead, I offered five creative and (mostly) plausible ideas for how we could observe “the day before the day before.” I am not going to explain each one in excruciating detail like I did seven years ago (just go here) but I did pitch the following: The Day of Apology, Pre-Thanksgiving Movie Day, Dress As A Pilgrim Day, Americana History Day, and Grande Taco Tuesday.

However, as I have grown older and wiser, an additional option for a new day has come to mind. I like to call it Debate Before Feast Day.

I propose that on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving, we debate.

Over the past several years, I hear more and more about how people dread saddling up to the Thanksgiving table for fear that politics will be brought up. With division seemingly at an all-time high in this country, any political discussion is bound to bring up passionate arguments and perceived insults. Nothing like a seething back-and-forth to ruin a holiday meal, right?

In order to prevent hurt feelings and a possible food fight, I propose Debate Before Feast Day. On the Tuesday before Thanksgiving, individuals attending a particular Turkey Day celebration have the option to expel any political thoughts or election analysis with other passionate guests. Participants can jump on a video call and debate until they are blue or red (depending on the color of your political party) in the face.

It would take a little bit of coordination and perhaps a brave soul to moderate the clash, but it shouldn’t be too much work. The idea is that folks can get everything political out of their system so instead of being filled with partisan angst they have more room to fill with turkey and stuffing. People who cringe at the mere mention of “Trump” or “Harris” won’t have to worry about losing their appetite. Well-mannered individuals who couldn’t care less about politics won’t have to worry about refereeing any fist fights. It is simply a win-win-win.

Best of all, after Debate Before Feast Day, perhaps the people with opposing viewpoints had enough time to explain their positions to each other that they come to the Thanksgiving table with a renewed sense of mutual respect.

We might need Debate Before Feast Day more than ever this year. Unfortunately, I don’t know if I am going to get the “official day” declaration within the next couple hours. Oh well, maybe next year! Until then, go ahead and celebrate Dress As A Pilgrim Day. Don’t Blink.

The NyQuil Fraud

For much of my life, I have suffered from a re-occurring debilitating illness. It knocks me out, cripples my productivity, removes enjoyment from life, and reduces me to a shell of my normal self.

My wife calls it a man cold.

It’s true, Sidney will tell you I become a little dramatic when the common cold afflicts me. However, I maintain that the colds that enter my body are a little more “uncommon” than the typical junk most people deal with. My colds are a little more savage in nature—my eyes water up without notice, my voice takes a hike, I lose all sense of taste, and my poor nose closes up like a Chic-Fil-A on Sunday.

Oh well, I probably shouldn’t waste space by attempting to convince you that my colds are worse than your husband’s. Because aside from my subjective belief that my symptoms are perhaps harsher than those of everyone else, the other reason that made me think my colds packed more of a punch is now debunked.

For years and years, I turned to NyQuil and its generic equivalents to provide some relief when my colds became especially nasty. And despite my positive attitude, hope, and attention to dosage detail, there was always one consistent result when I took these medications: Absolutely NOTHING.

Besides knock me out if I ever took the night time version, NyQuil never did a thing for me. Glad that it is now being held accountable.

If only I had a dime for each time I complained to Sid that these cold medicines did ZILCH to improve my condition I would be a rich man. Despite my anger that these over-the-counter options failed to even make a single iota of improvement in my symptoms, I would still turn to them every now and then. These are the industry standards, I thought, perhaps this time they will make a difference.

They never did.

In the past few years, I had come resigned to the fact that when I get a cold, the only effective/worthwhile medicine (at least in my case) was just time. My best option was to just take it on the chin and hope I felt better in a week. Oral cold medicine simply did not work for me.

Last week, I received some vindication along with the reality that I wasn’t the only one immune to oral cold medicines. The Food and Drug Administration has proposed completely ceasing the sale of medicines like NyQuil, Benadryl, Sudafed PE and others. Why? Because the active ingredient in these substances, oral phenylephrine, simply doesn’t work. The FDA is accepting the years and years of research from the University of Florida College of Pharmacy that says NyQuil can’t stop a cold any better than placebo pills can.

That is a big deal. For as long as I have been alive, NyQuil was the industry standard for combating a stuffy nose. Even though it never worked for me, I thought I was an anomaly. Not so. People have been shooting this stuff back for decades thinking it would help them. Anyone else mad?

Some pharmacies aren’t even waiting for the FDA’s proposal process to play out, they are simply yanking the products off their shelves right now. Good for them! For those who are still supplying it, the clock is ticking. Within six months, he FDA is expected to declare that oral phenylephrine is a fraud and demand that it be removed from all shelves in the country.

Although I have already moved on from giving chances to NyQuil, I am pleased that others won’t have to experiment with it. Get it off the shelves and let’s stop lying to people. Don’t Blink.

Turkey Preview Thursday Rundown

It is the last Thursday Rundown of November! Next Thursday is Thanksgiving so please forgive me as I watch football and eat pumpkin pie instead of tapping away on these keys. If it is any consolation, I will try and make this rundown good enough to hold you off until the next one publishes in two weeks…

Turkey Bingo – One of the most entertaining Catholic staples is turkey bingo. As I have written about before, many parishes will host November bingo gatherings with turkeys up for grabs. Our version at St. Mary (hosted by my Knight’s Of Columbus council) was held this past Sunday. Even though we didn’t win, we had a great time with friends. We will try to avenge our defeat this weekend when we attend the turkey bingo event at my parents’ parish 😂.

Our crew playing Turkey Bingo at St. Mary in the Spokane Valley.

It’s Peecan Pie, Not Pecaaan Pie – As we approach pie season, just a friendly reminder on how to correctly pronounce “pecan.” To use phonics that I think describe it better than the photo below, it is PEE-CAN, not PEE-CON. Of course, I write this in jest. I hope readers pronounce words the way they prefer. However, “pecan” is a funny story because I changed the way I pronounce it based on the relationship with my wife. She explained that “pecan” should be pronounced the way it sounds and not the western way I had employed for 25 years. I agreed with her 😉.

I took a screenshot of this the moment I saw it on social media.

Hot Chocolate Bombs – On this date four years ago, I tried a hot chocolate bomb for the first time. Although they were a TikTok fad and I had a fun time “activating” the “bomb,” the taste was disappointing. Even though I like hot chocolate that isn’t overly chocolately, the bomb produced a cup of cocoa that lacked in flavor. After I let the disappointment run its course, I wrote a detailed blog post nine days later about my experience.

The hot chocolate bombs I bought in 2020 at the Garland Mercantile.

Tropicana Bottle Change – There is a viral uproar over Tropicana changing the design of its orange juice bottle. The brand switched out its carafe distinctive bottle shape and crown bottle cap with something much more generic. Feedback from fans of the old bottle is that the carafe design seemed to convey the notion of fresh squeezed orange juice a sense of uniqueness. Tropicana responded by saying the new design is more eco-friendly and that it is easier to pour. Okay, I thought, both sides have good points. But then I learned something that tilted my support to the everyday fan: the new bottle contains less juice (four ounces) than the old bottle. Nothing gets me angrier than shrinkflation disguised as a re-design!

The old Tropicana bottle (left) vs. the new Tropicana bottle (right).

Hot Frosty – Netflix has gone all-in on Christmas movies while shamelessly duplicating Hallmark’s sappy formula. It’s recent foray into the holiday space is “Hot Frosty,” a film that reached #1 on Netflix’s top movies. A brief synopsis? A snowman comes to life and becomes the love interest of a young widow. Don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy watching a super corny Christmas movie with my wife, but “Hot Frosty” was just too unrealistic, elementary, and cringy for me.

Even though it received good reviews, I didn’t like “Hot Frosty.”

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Thanks so much for reading! Remember, start fasting now for the feast next Thursday. Don’t Blink.

You Call That Unhealthy?!

News dropped last week that Lunchables will no longer be part of the USDA National School Lunch Program. Kraft Heinz faced major backlash earlier in 2024 for the questionable nutritional value of Lunchables and the brand never recovered.

I can take or leave Lunchables. They are clutch when I don’t have time to pack my kids’ lunches and I personally think they taste okay myself. But the high sodium content just doesn’t fly in school cafeterias these days.

With that said, I kind of have to laugh. Back in the day at my high school, “high sodium content” would have been the least of the USDA’s concerns.

Back in 2016, I visited Sidney for lunch at the elementary school she taught at. This meal was more nutritious than the ones I was eating 11 years earlier in high school.

We were well-fed at Mead High School. And by “well-fed” I mean we were served all the greasy, fatty foods our digestive systems could handle.

For those of us who took hot lunch, there was plenty to choose from. A specialty item was offered each day but if you weren’t feeling adventurous you could opt for the standard lineup of classics: pizza slice, pizza pocket, corn dog, hamburger, or chicken burger.

You chose whatever calorie-laden American classic you wanted and the kitchen staff placed it in a large paper serving boat. You then took your boat down the line to choose your “potato item.” This was the euphemism our school district used for whatever fried side you wanted—french fries, tater tots, hash brown wedges, etc. And when you selected your “potato item,” you weren’t going to go hungry. The staff would fill your boat with a serving size similar to the fry quantity you receive at Five Guys (I am talking filled to the brim, almost overflowing). You would then choose a piece of fruit, help yourself to whatever dessert was offered that day, and then top it off with a couple cartons of chocolate milk.

Our school also had a period mid-morning called BIP which was short for Break In Program. It was basically 10 minutes for students and staff to take a moment after second period to re-charge. It was also a time to re-fuel as well. Greasy breakfast sandwiches and giant baked cookies were top-sellers. The student store sold candy, soda, popcorn, and more. We also had a coffee shop (the Panther Perk) that offered all the sugary drinks any high school student could possibly desire.

It is incredible that my entire high school class hasn’t died from obesity.

Farewell, Lunchables. Back in my day you would have been considered a health food. Don’t Blink.