Chinese Takeout Thursday Rundown

Let’s Go! November is another spectacular month with a lot to look forward to. Although a Thursday Rundown might not be one of those things, hopefully tonight’s five topics bring some enjoyment your way.

Trick-Treat-Goose – In my Halloween recap post, I mentioned that we closed up shop after surpassing 200 trick-or-treaters. The tally is below. But if you look closely, you will notice there is an additional tally for “Comments on Greta.” Our porch goose was at our side when we handed out candy and she received a fair share of comments from trick-or-treaters and their parents. Sloan decided to mark a tally each time someone said something. Greta was dressed to impress.

Our tally sheet that included a count for trick-or-treaters and a count for Greta comments.

Lecture – On Tuesday, I delivered a guest lecture to EWU’s Intro to PR class. The course’s professor, Jessica Boyer, asked me to speak to the class and I didn’t hesitate at the opportunity. Students are the reason why I have my job and any time I am given the opportunity to speak with them I seize it. I reserved the President’s Conference Room as the location of the lecture and afterwards I took the students on a tour of our University Relations offices. But for the lecture itself I laid out the organizational structure of our department, described the types of marketing we do, showed them examples of our work, and highlighted our internship program. I also took plenty of time to answer the many excellent questions that the students and Jessica asked. This opportunity energized me for the rest of the week!

It was a pleasure to deliver a guest lecture to Jessica Boyer’s Intro to PR class on Nov. 3, 2026.

Beau’s Candy Haul – Below is Beau’s candy intake from Halloween night. The combination of houses that are built close together along with the generous handfuls of candy distributed by the neighbors resulted in a full treat bag after only 30 minutes. Beau would like to proudly point out that he collected SIX full-sized candy bars.

A look at Beau’s 2026 Halloween candy haul. Notice the many full-sized Reese’s.

EWU vs. Montana Football Game – Before we hunkered down in our neighborhood for Halloween night, Sid and I had the opportunity to attend the EWU vs. University of Montana football game earlier in the day. We enjoyed the action from one of the end zone suites in the company of several of my colleagues and their spouses. The weather was perfect and the game was competitive. One of the true highlights was speaking with several of my former University of Montana bosses and co-workers who accompanied the Griz football team to Missoula. A couple of them I had not had the chance to speak with since I left UM more than 12 years ago. It was rewarding to let them know how they positively influenced my career.

Sid and I had a great Halloween afternoon at the EWU vs. University of Montana football game.

National Chinese Takeout Day – Today is technically National Donut Day but it seems like that day comes around multiple times during the year so I wanted to focus on National Chinese Takeout Day. Who doesn’t love receiving a packed, greasy bag filled with egg rolls, fried rice, and various meats from your local Chinese restaurant? Although driving it home is always so tempting and mouth-watering-inducing, there is nothing better than plopping on the couch with your family and pigging out while watching a movie.

Panda Express is a solid choice for Chinese takeout.

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Hope the first full weekend of November is a positive one. With the elections this past Tuesday, let us pray for an eventual peaceful transition of power from the unseated incumbents to the victorious challengers. Don’t Blink.

Not Loving Latest McDonald’s Decision

I read the news last week that McDonald’s will phase out all self-serve drink stations. The implementation will be gradual as restaurants have until 2032 to be in compliance.

McDonald’s is supposedly making the wide-sweeping change for the sake of consistency across the entire brand. Why it can’t be consistent by having self-serve drink stations in all dining rooms I don’t know.

Beau and Sloan sip drinks inside a downtown Spokane McDonald’s. The self-serve stations are going away.

But I do have some thoughts about all this…

1. It is true, McDonald’s fountain sodas just hit differently.
2. I won’t miss the messes and “graveyard sodas” that are produced when my kids try to use the self-serve stations.
3. I will miss filling up my cup after we eat inside the dining room for the drive home.
4. New McDonald’s restaurants continue to pop up in Spokane and they are all very minimalistic—including early adoption of no self-serve drink stations.
5. This is just another reason why I constantly say that eating at Burger King is better than McDonald’s.

Do you have thoughts about the change? I think it does decrease the value of dining at McDonald’s but at the same it might cut back on some cavities. Overall though, I would have to say I’m Not Loving It. Don’t Blink.

2026 Halloween Recap

It was quite the Halloween season.

Sloan and Beau pose with their cousins, Johnny and Mik, at the Mead High School trunk-or-treat event. Halloween 2026 was awesome for the Reser family.

In addition to trick-or-treating on Saturday night and their own Halloween parties at school, I took Sloan and Beau to eight different public community Halloween-related events over the course of a week and a half.

Because when you buy expensive costumes, you have to get your money’s worth, right?

I made sure Sloan and Beau maximized the time they had in their costumes.

But in all honesty, I just love this time of year and I love doing fun things with my kids. It also helps that this Spokane community is incredible and puts forth such a strong effort to serve the youth.

Spokane does so much for Halloween and I really enjoyed the chance to enjoy it with my kids.

This blog post would go forever if I broke down each event we attended so I will save the quick recap just for Halloween weekend. But I did want to mention one theme from this spooky season: haunted houses/mazes.

Sloan, Beau, my sister, and cousins wait outside a haunted house entrance. Beau had me hold him while Sloan didn’t go in.

Some of the Halloween events we attended offered haunted attractions which were very subdued to a horror-seeker like myself but a first test for someone like Beau. For the most part, he loved them and wanted to go again. In a couple other instances, he wanted me to hold him. Sloan? She stood outside the door and said “NO WAY.” 😂

Sloan preferred to refrain from the haunted house attractions. This photo is of her with two classmates.

I can’t express how nice our Halloween weekend was. On Friday we attended the St. Mary Catholic School Halloween Carnival/Trunk-Or-Treat. It was fun to watch our kids run wild with their classmates while also getting the chance to catch up with our fellow-parents/friends. Our school community is so awesome.

Beau does the cake walk at the St. Mary Catholic School Halloween Carnival in his t-rex costume.

After the school event, we headed to Red Robin for our Halloween evening. It was relaxing to sit down with my family after a busy day at work and enjoy delicious hamburgers. The main reason why we chose Red Robin was because everyone who showed up in costume received a free sundae. We told Beau he couldn’t go inside with his t-rex costume so he opted for his Stitch outfit.

Sloan and Beau show the sundaes they received for wearing costumes at Red Robin on Oct. 30, 2026.

On Halloween night I took Beau trick-or-treating for the first time in our neighborhood. It was our initial experience because before this past weekend, the ‘hood was in different stages of development. With it now pretty much completely built, it made since to stay on our home turf. In our neighborhood the houses are built pretty closely together so Beau could quickly go house-to-house. Or should I say driveway-to-driveway? Pretty much all neighbors set up shop outside as burned fires, grilled food, played music, and handed out LOTS of candy. Beau’s treat bag was practically full after only hitting up a fraction of the Elk Meadows houses.

Beau approaches a house that had a makeshift library set up for children to take a book (yes, they had candy too). The trick-or-treat vibe in Elk Meadows was outstanding.

With Beau not wanting to haul his bag around any longer, we returned home to pass out candy with Sidney and Sloan. Like our other neighbors, we stayed outside in our lawn chairs and distributed candy to the throngs of costumed kids/teens that walked up our driveway. It was a perfect family activity for the four of us to do. After we hit the 200 mark of trick-or-treaters—even though we had more candy to give out—we decided to head inside and close up shop.

It was a lot of fun handing out candy with Sid and the kids on Halloween night.

But just because we stopped handing out candy didn’t mean we ceased celebrating Halloween. We heated up frozen pizza and watched “Hocus Pocus” together. Once the sugar highs wore off, we turned off the movie with about 30 minutes to go and headed upstairs to bed.

I hope everyone else had a fulfilling Halloween. If we had the pleasure of hanging with you this month, thanks for being part of our spooky season. Don’t Blink.

The Trusty Provider Thursday Rundown

Happy Halloween Eve Eve! As you make final preparations for the big night, hopefully I can “mask” some of your costume stresses by offering five random topics for you to enjoy. So before the trick-or-treaters arrive, quickly read these random ramblings…

All The Halloween Costumes – I thought I would start things out with some nostalgia. Take a look at the different costumes my children have worn for Halloween over the years. This first collage contains nine out of the 10 costumes that Sloan has donned throughout her life. Sorry, the app I used to generate only allowed for nine spots so the witch costume she wore for Halloween 2022 was omitted…

All of Sloan’s Halloween costumes from 2017-2026 except for the witch costume she wore in 2022.

When it comes to Beau, I have costume representation for all seven Halloweens he has been on this earth (2020-2026)…

All of the Halloween costumes that Beau has worn throughout his life (2020-2026).

Oldie But Goodie – I have shared this graphic titled “How Kids Judge The Halloween Candy You Give Out” multiple times throughout the years and I couldn’t resist doing it again this year. We have already purchased our trick-or-treat candy at the Reser household and I can confirm that we fall into “The Trusty Provider” category for Halloween 2026. One of these days we aspire to achieve “The Legend” status. Back in 2013, I wrote about the best houses to trick-or-treat at.

This chart is golden.

Voted – We did our civic duty. Over the weekend the election ballots delivered to our house were filled out by Sid and me. I dropped them off the next morning at a ballot box in Cheney. It took only a few hours before I received a text message informing me that my ballot was received and my signature verified. However your state/county handles voting, make sure your voice is heard, friends!

I pose for a shameless selfie seconds before dropping ballots into the ballot box located at the Cheney Library.

Secret Ingredient – Sure, it was probably intended just for students, but I couldn’t resist crashing the “EWU Cake Mystery Ingredient” event. On Monday, flyers were distributed on campus and I vowed to my team members that I would stop by. As you can imagine, I held true to my word and strolled into Tawanka 122 on Wednesday afternoon. Despite my best coaxing of the student behind the table, she wouldn’t tell me the secret ingredient but said I could stop by at a follow up event on Nov. 18. Doubtful. Based on my superb taste buds, I think I tasted carrot cake and that the secret ingredient was baby food.

I had a slice of mystery cake at a student-run Eastern Washington University event on Wednesday.

Halloween Throwback – Let’s end with my favorite Halloween photo of Sid and me. This was taken in 2015 when we were still young and cool enough to dress up for Halloween. I threw on a crazed clown costume while Sid absolutely nailed it as Wednesday Addams. To this day, I still can’t believe my wife allowed me to go out like that.

I am a big fan of costumes! In this photo from Halloween 2015, I dressed up as an evil clown and Sidney was Wednesday from the Addams Family.

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Have a fantastic and safe Halloween, everyone. Remember, October 31 won’t fall on a Saturday again until 2037 so enjoy it! Don’t Blink.

What Does AI Innovativeness Really Mean?

I work in an industry where the latest AI sentiment is loud and clear. In this current day and age, especially when it comes to marketing to a Gen Z demographic, anything that can be visibly detected as AI-generated is shunned and scorned. Graphics, videos, and writings produced by LLMs are sniffed out a million miles away and have an overwhelming opposite effect of whatever marketing result they intended to have.

Basically, if we wanted to lose students at EWU (and if I wanted to get fired), we would use AI-generated marketing materials.

This attitude can easily be detected beyond higher ed as well. Have you noticed the backlash that occurs in social media comments whenever a local restaurant uses an AI-generated graphic?

But as I have written countless times before, that doesn’t mean we don’t use AI. My team uses LLMs for brainstorming, organizing, and refining. However, we don’t use it to create.

How do you define the creative use of AI?

From time to time, I hear the following argument: If you don’t get on board with AI, you are going to fall behind.

I think this has a lot of truth to it. In fact, I think the above statement is already antiquated. It should read like this: If you didn’t get on board with AI years ago, you are most likely severely behind.

But I think sometimes we are confused about what “getting on board” and “being left behind” means. If you are using AI to automate processes, identify errors in code, or to cross reference spreadsheets, it sounds like you are using the technology to optimize and improve your work.

However, if your idea of “crushing it on AI” is using it to spit out horrific graphics, corny songs, and cliché LinkedIn posts I think the ship has sailed.

The AI generation honeymoon ended a year ago. SLOP is real and savvy consumers won’t be persuaded or entertained by it. We can’t trick ourselves into thinking that is ingenuity. In the same way that an actor always receives more credibility when he does his own stunts, the same holds true for marketing departments who do their own work.

And I would argue that this expectation is quickly spreading to non-professionals as well…that fast food restaurant included. Using AI to plan and refine is smart. Using AI to spit out slop is not. Don’t Blink.

2026 Halloween Costumes

Tap here to watch the costume reveal video made by Sloan and Beau

The time has arrived for the annual Don’t Blink costume reveal. Each year I share the overpriced (usually) outfits my kids chose to wear for Halloween. So in the same way that we find out whether or not the main character in a Halloween horror film survives, let’s kill the suspense…

In 2026, Sloan is Hermione and Beau is an inflatable dinosaur.

Starting with the board game adage of “the youngest always goes first”, let me share with you Beau’s 2026 costume…

I was less than thrilled with Beau’s choice of Halloween costume this year.

He is a blow up dinosaur. And I am not happy.

I am so sick of the inflatable t-rex costumes. In fact, back in 2024 I went on-record declaring my distaste. I just feel like they ran their course a decade ago and are now just annoying, cliché, and burdensome. I tried to convey as much to my son when we were in Spirit but my concerns fell on deaf ears.

I don’t like the dino costumes. They can be difficult to manage but Sloan has been a huge help assisting Beau with putting it on.

So I have to live with it. But I guess Halloween isn’t about me anyway, right? Okay Beau, live your best dino life in that ridiculous and unreliable costume. 😉

With Sloan’s 2026 costume, I am much more neutral. In homage to her love of the Harry Potter book series, she chose the female star…

This year, Sloan is Hermione for Halloween.

Yep, Sloan is Hemione. And I am 100% fine with that. Although I never embraced the Harry Potter books like some of my friends did, I think it is terrific that she is dressing up as a literary character.

After last year’s complimentary costume choices, Beau and Sloan are definitely an odd dinosaur/witch duo in 2026. But like I have already said, Halloween isn’t about me. The kids should be able to freely choose their costume (within reason), even if it doesn’t make a lot of sense when they are standing next to each other for the annual photo.

Sloan and Beau stand inside Zip’s and dance in their 2026 Halloween costumes for a discount on our food order. They don’t make a lot of sense standing next to each other.

The Reser children broke in their costumes this past weekend at various Halloween shindigs. Surprisingly, Beau didn’t experience too many technical difficulties as an inflatable t-rex and Sloan didn’t spill anything on her sweater. They are primed and ready for Halloween festivities at their school and they are stoked for the main event on Saturday evening!

Sloan and Beau pose with one of our best friends, Fidela, at the Progressions trunk-or-treat on Oct. 23.

Even though I am learning to tolerate Beau’s costume, I don’t think I will be as prone to re-purpose his costume next year as I usually am. When it comes to Sloan, hopefully she will be Hermione until she reaches high school 😂. Don’t Blink.

Past Halloween Costume Posts
Halloween Costumes 2025
Halloween Costumes 2024
Halloween Costumes 2023
Halloween Costumes 2022
Halloween Costumes 2021
Halloween Costumes 2020

Too Old For Popular Music?

Another random thought related to my new status as a 40-year-old entered my head the other day.

Am I too old to listen to Top 40 music?

Back in the day I served as the DJ for University of Montana major sporting events. Back then it was cool that I knew all the hot songs at the time. But do I need to lay off now that I am 40? (photo is of me at the music corner during a Griz basketball game in the early 2010s. In addition to other gameday duties, I would play all the music).

Growing up as a kid, my parents hated the mainstream music I listened to with my siblings. They would never be caught dead listening to Top 40 songs of the late 1990s and early 2000s.

My mom and dad rightfully controlled the car radio and they listened to the local Oldies station and a classic rock station. Perhaps they jammed out to the “music of the day” when we weren’t in the car but I never saw them willingly tune the radio to the popular/modern stations.

Now I definitely listen to my own version of “oldies” as I have outlined before. Sirius stations like Pop2K, Y2Kountry, PopRocks, and ‘90s on 9 are programmed into my car. But if I am listening to music while driving, I usually dial up Hits 1 (Top 40) first.

So now that I am 40, should I refrain from listening to Sombr, Taylor Swift, and Post Malone? Should I mute Shaboozey and Harry Styles? After 11 years should I retire “Brent’s Top Songs of the Year”?

Please dear readers, let me know your thoughts. Is it just too weird for a 40-year-old dude to listen to the music that my 9-year-old prefers? Don’t Blink.

Dazzling Thursday Rundown

Have you listened to “The Monster Mash” yet this month? I I listened to it for the first time this season on Tuesday night at a Halloween event. I am kind of embarrassed to admit that it took so long. It’s Thursday and that means the time has arrived for me to offer five random topics that you most likely don’t care about. Let’s get started…

Sunrise of 2026 – What is a way to make Monday a little better? Well, this week it was a gorgeous sunrise. While riding the bus out to Cheney at around 7 a.m., the spectacle in the sky became extremely pronounced when we took the Medical Lake exit. The mix of colors was dazzling as it looked like the sky was on fire in a peaceful sense (if that makes sense). I took a break from my phone to truly appreciate the beautiful scene.

The sunrise on Monday, October 19, 2026, was brilliant. I took this photo right outside of Medical Lake.

Halloween Costumes – The stress of finding Halloween costumes for the kids was relieved on Saturday night. We attended a birthday party in Coeur d’Alene and then went to the local Spirit knowing there wouldn’t be a better time to snag costumes. It took too long to find our winners (and way too much money) but Sloan and Beau are happy with what they picked out. Stay tuned for later this month when I reveal what they chose.

My wife is definitely NOT the world’s biggest Halloween fan but she still humored the photo op at the Spirit in Coeur d’Alene.

Pumpkinfest – I took Beau to Brick West Breweing this past Sunday for its annual Pumpkinfest. The brewery places hundreds of pumpkins around its outdoor gathering space while offering entertainment such as a petting zoo, live music, and a bouncy house. While Beau jumped himself into oblivion, I just enjoyed the beautiful day without even the need for a beer.

I took Beau to Brick West Brewing for Pumpkinfest this past Sunday.

Donuts With Dad – You might have seen this photo already on my social media channels so my apologies if it is redundant. But I can’t resist giving some space to the annual St. Mary Catholic School Donuts With Dad event. For whatever reason the kids were especially excited this year and that made taking the time off work to attend even more worth it. I had fun eating Krispy Kreme glazed donuts with Sloan and Beau while talking to the other dads. It is also interesting to watch my kids interact with their classmates. Get ready Sidney, Muffins With Mom is next!

It was once again an honor to attend Donuts With Dad at St. Mary Catholic School (Spokane Valley) with Sloan and Beau.

Halloween Movies – Last Friday evening we had a family movie night as we watched “Halloweentown.” You might be surprised to know that it was the first time I had ever seen the film despite the kids’ familiarity with it and the ease with which my wife was quoting it. When the kids were asleep I watched “Obsession” which was very disturbing and violent. From a redeeming standpoint, the movie took a pretty common theme and somehow made it unique.

“Halloweentown” came out in 1998. It took me 28 years to finally see it.

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That will wrap things up for tonight. Lots of Halloween activities are taking place this weekend so I hope everyone can enjoy and stay safe. Don’t Blink.

Chicken and Waffles

A couple weeks ago, another eccentric Oreo cookie “treat” found its way into our marketing and communication offices at Eastern Washington University. This time, the flavor was chicken and waffles and I immediately declined the offer to try one.

Some of you might find it surprising that someone like me who is pretty adventurous with wacky flavors would turn it down. I guess sometimes you must lean on experience. Ever since I tried the chicken & waffles Lay’s potato chip flavor in 2013, I knew that the combination only belonged in their natural forms and not as an artificial flavor. The chips didn’t taste like chicken or waffles…they tasted like stale Top Ramen so I told myself never again.

This is me in 2013 when I sampled all the flavors from the inaugural Lay’s #DoUsAFlavor potato chip promotion. I was excited for the chicken & waffles flavor but it was a bust.

But as I mentioned, that doesn’t mean the chicken and waffles dish itself is bad. When I lived in the South, I ate chicken and waffles multiple times. In fact, I memorably had it the week of my wedding and loved every single bite.

A chicken and waffles dish that I ate in a diner back in 2015.

The best version of chicken and waffles I ever had took the form of a sandwich (but not a cookie sandwich 😂). When I lived in Myrtle Beach, Sidney and I would sometimes go to a restaurant called Grumpy Monk. In addition to an enormous beer selection, live music, and great hamburgers, the place also had something called the Southern Tradition. It was a pecan breaded chicken fillet topped with lettuce and maple syrup that was sandwiched between two Belgian waffles. It was spectacular.

This is the sandwich called the Southern Tradition at the Grumpy Monk in Myrtle Beach.

So on this National Chicken and Waffles Day the best advice I can give you is to celebrate in a pure form. Skip the artificial flavor and opt for the actual combination. Don’t Blink.

Beau’s 2026 Fall Soccer Season

And that’s a wrap on the 2026 fall soccer season for Beau. He helped lead the White Sharks to a winning season and an overall positive experience.

Beau had a fantastic fall 2026 soccer season.

Sparked by a summer that featured the World Cup, the players in Beau’s league seemed to be a bit more intense this season. Slide tackling (illegal in his league) was constant and celebrations much more elaborate. My son strongly engaged in both activities. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Beau played on the White Sharks this season as they went 4-1-1.

Although I wouldn’t condone Beau’s occasional slide tackling and his over-the-top celebratory handshakes, for the most part his enthusiasm and hustle were commendable. Beau truly enjoys the game of soccer and it definitely showed this season.

Beau loves to play soccer and I am glad he had the opportunity this fall.

A factor that made this season a little sweeter was that he played with a friend. His classmate from St. Mary, Grant, joined Beau on the Sharks as they combined to score most of the goals (and develop most of the handshakes) for the team. Although I like the element of Beau playing with kids outside of his St. Mary close-knit orbit, I think it is the perfect balance to still have one or two classmates on the squad. It makes him just feel a little more comfortable and brought some chemistry to the team.

Beau poses with his teammate and classmate, Grant, after the White Sharks won the first game of the fall season.

As I have now watched numerous sports seasons play out for both of my kids, one thing is very apparent: coaching can be hit or miss. Over the years I have developed simple expectations for youth coaches…show up on time and be engaged. Honestly, that’s it. Although some experience with X’s and O’s combined with some technique is nice, it is truly secondary for me. Beau had a husband/wife duo this year who 100% satisfied the simple expectations and that is all I can ask for.

Beau with his soccer coaches after a game this season.

Back to the results I briefly mentioned at the beginning of this post. The White Sharks went 4-1-1. Beau scored lots of goals throughout the season including Saturday’s last game when he scored four goals and another game when he recorded a hat trick. He needs work on defense and he needs to improve his passing but overall I was very proud of him.

This little dude provided his parents much entertainment and plenty to be proud of this season.

But even more important than him constantly finding the back of the net was the fact that he made every game and every practice. That commitment is what I value most as a dad.

Beau listens to his coach prior to the other team kicking it off.

Soccer starts up again in the spring. Beau will have a decision to make on whether he wants to play that portion of the season or do baseball instead. Often I feel so bad that I am not able to give him more opportunities to play multiple sports at multiple times but we have to be realistic with our time. I will keep you posted on what type of cleats he opts for in the spring. Don’t Blink.