Terror Under the Bridge Haunted House in Myrtle Beach

It wouldn’t be Halloween for me if I didn’t go through a haunted house attraction. Thus, last night I drove out by my lonesome to Terror Under the Bridge, a haunted experience hosted at the X Sports Mall off of George Bishop Parkway. This particular haunted house is overshadowed by the marketing efforts of Dr. Screams, another spooky experience in Myrtle Beach, but surpasses it in tradition. Terror Under the Bridge has popped up in some form in different Myrtle Beach locations for the past ten years.

The Terror Under the Bridge logo.

The Terror Under the Bridge logo.

Because I visited and reviewed Dr. Screams last year, I wanted to give the competition a try this year. When I arrived at the location, it seemed a tad bit sketchy to me. The X Sports Mall is not an actual mall per se, it is a warehouse type structure. Besides a couple sandwich boards with handwritten messages of “tickets” and “line,” the entrance to the attraction had no storefront or marquee. You just walked through a door. I loved it! The sketchier the better when it comes to haunted houses.

This is what Terror Under the Bridge looks like from the outside. I loved the rustic feeling I had as I walked up to the entrance.

This is what Terror Under the Bridge looks like from the outside. I loved the rustic feeling I had as I walked up to the entrance.

I paid $12 to the lady in the cage for my ticket, a low price compared to the $20 that Dr. Screams is charging for admission this year. On a Sunday evening around 9 p.m., about 20 people stood in line in front of me. After about 5 minutes had passed, it was almost time for me to enter. The group in front of me and the group in back of me each asked if I was there by myself. Hiding no shame I bravely said “Yes I am!” Believe it or not, both parties seemed to respect the fact that I came to a haunted house solo as opposed to thinking I must be a loner psychopath. This was confirmed when each group asked me to go through with them.

My ticket for Terror Under the Bridge.

My ticket for Terror Under the Bridge.

I entered with the first group because the woman controlling the line counted me off with them. We entered through a tarp into a dark room with a large door. The lady told us the rules and while doing so she said one thing that is not the norm for haunted houses…the actors would touch you! Most haunted attractions will utter the standard line of “You don’t touch them and they won’t touch you” but Terror Under the Bridge doesn’t follow the norm. Again, another thing that might put off some people but that got me even more excited!

Me standing in line a few minutes before I entered the holding room.

Me standing in line a few minutes before I entered the holding room.

Last year I led the group. However, because I was the last person counted with the five other people in the room with me, I was in the back. The lady told us to put our hands on the shoulders of the person in front of us. I decided to save the guy in front of me the awkwardness and just followed closely behind. After about five minutes of waiting in the holding room we could see eyes looking at us through the wall that bordered the attraction and the door opened. A bloodied, ghoulish looking medical professional motioned for us to walk in. It was time to be scared!

The Terror Under the Bridge theme for 2015 is Horror Hospital. I found this a little strange just because Dr. Screams pretty much goes with this theme each and every year but I know the operators of this attraction knew what they were doing.

For those who hate the feeling of claustrophobia, don’t worry about Terror Under the Bridge. The tarp type material was neatly erected to form a maze that gave you plenty of room to maneuver and plenty of direction on where to go. Since it is a warehouse, ceilings are high. One of the first scenes encountered utilized strobe lights. If I made my own haunted house I would cover the whole thing in strobe lights. I absolutely love the disorienting and spooky effect they give off. A single actor, not saying much but getting right into our faces, weaved through our line as the lights flashed. I liked it.

Comprised of cool customers, my group held it together. I had no wisecracks or loud screamers. with me This was a good thing because the haunted house, in a similar way to Dr. Screams, centered more on the actors as opposed to gruesome scenes. If I had folks who tended to overreact to everything, it could have been a long tour thought the maze. Because the attraction was more centered on the “haunt” as opposed to the aesthetics, it meant that Terror Under the Bridge would produce more “shock” as opposed to “awe.”

But before I address the actors let me be clear, I am not criticizing Terror Under the Bridge for terrible props and displays. They did a decent job of creating some hellish hospital scenes but some of what I saw was a little hokie. Since I was in the back of the group I looked long and hard at everything I saw.

One of the displays from this year's haunted house. This photo is courtesy of the Terror Under the Bridge Facebook page.

One of the displays from this year’s haunted house. This photo is courtesy of the Terror Under the Bridge Facebook page.

So while the haunted scenes weren’t the best I ever experienced, I would say the actors were! They seemed to have it down. Of the numerous demented souls lurking in the maze some would yell at you, some would plead with you, some would hysterically warn you, and some would just stare at you. And yes, some would touch you.

I encountered a tormented girl that seemed to have no legs withering on the floor. Hospital workers covered in blood and guts could be found in many corners. No less than a half dozen creepy clowns made their presence known throughout the maze. In one room an evil preacher hooked up to a public address system yelled at us. You had the chainsaw maniac at the end. But my favorite was the grotesque girl in the wheelchair that followed me from one section of the maze all the way to the other! Even for someone like me with a great haunted house stamina, that particular part freaked me out just a little.

The length of the attraction was great. I went in at 9:10 p.m. and exited at 9:25 p.m. For those who might not be aware, 15 minutes for a haunted house is very good. I framed it this way in my head: I was spending less than a dollar per minute while inside the maze. Just the flow itself was great. I had plenty of time to walk through without feeling rushed and I was freely able to set myself up for scares (yes, I like to position myself in a way that will ensure I receive the brunt of actors jumping out at me).

After I exited the Terror Under the Bridge haunted house one of the actors took a photo with me.

After I exited the Terror Under the Bridge haunted house one of the actors took a photo with me.

Terror Under the Bridge is a classic, well-done haunted house. It might not have vivid scenes and special effects but it has great organization with an exceptional crew. It also might not have an ambulance ride or haunted trail (like Dr. Screams) but I felt like the value was still better than its competition. I would recommend Terror Under the Bridge to all in the Myrtle Beach area looking for a scare. Don’t Blink.

Dr. Screams Haunted House in Myrtle Beach

You know how much I love haunted houses? Enough to go through one by myself! Last night I satisfied my craving to tour a South Carolina haunted house attraction by driving to Dr. Screams, one of the major players in the haunted house biz here in Myrtle Beach. Let me tell you a little bit about it.

This year the location for Dr. Screams was in a closed down retail store. For me, the structure that a haunted house takes place in is almost as intriguing as the content of the attraction itself. I walked up to the entrance of the haunted house by my lonesome and paid the $15 admission price. This marked the first time I had never had to wait in line for a haunted house. After I received my ticket I was ushered to the side of the building with 10 other people.

My ticket for Dr. Screams.

My ticket for Dr. Screams.

After about two minutes of standing outside the side door, we were invited inside. We huddled into a dark, small room where a haunted house worker gave us the ground rules. We were then able to proceed. Because I was unattached to the other 10 people and because I was standing near the entrance of the maze, I was appointed the leader. I walked in as everyone else followed behind me.

It became apparent the moment I started walking that the dude behind me was a “funny man.” He was commentating throughout the duration of the tour and using expletives when actors would jump out. It didn’t really bother me, it did seem like he was having a good time. Anyway, the funny guy had some buddies with him and then there were a few girls and a few additional guys in the group. The girls had already started freaking out from the moment they had purchased tickets.

I liked the layout of the haunted house. I didn’t feel too much pressure leading the group because it flowed in a way in that you knew where you needed to go yet you had no idea where you were at physically in the structure. There was one time where I led us into a dead end dark corner and I had to whip my phone out for some light so I could backtrack just a bit. I actually liked that brief feeling of not knowing where I was going.

The front portion of Dr. Screams Haunted House in Myrtle Beach.

The front portion of Dr. Screams Haunted House in Myrtle Beach.

In the haunted house the actors were pretty plentiful and seemed motivated to give a good scare. Unfortunately, because I was the lead in the group, the actors tended to wait to jump out at the people more in the middle. The one costume that really jumped out at me was an evil clown. Yes, I am definitely on one of those kicks.

As for the scenes depicted in the haunted house and the other decorations, I thought they were about average. Here is a stupid moment of mine: I totally missed the boat on the Dr. Screams name.

When Sidney asked me about what I saw in the haunted house I replied, “A lot of scenes depicting surgery gone wrong.”

“Well yeah, that’s why they call it Dr. Screams.”

I didn’t put the twisted medical doctor theme together. I thought “Dr. Screams” was just the general name of the haunted house, much in the same that Dr. Pepper is a general name for soda with no ties to an actual medical doctor. So with that said, it makes sense that the attraction was filled with graphic failed operations and mutilated corpses on gurneys. I understand the theme and appreciate it, but I was hoping for maybe a little more variety. I would have like to seen cemeteries, murder scenes, and vampire lairs.

When we exited the building we were ushered onto an ambulance (another “Dr.” theme that I didn’t realize until Sidney brought it to my attention). I thought this was awesome and unique! The 11 of us piled in and we were driven around to a few different scenes. For example, at one stop the doors opened and there was a fire burning with actors around it with chainsaws ready to scare us. Of course they made the ride anything but smooth and creepy music/hospital sounds played inside. I appreciated this component to a haunted attraction that I had never experienced before.

When they told us to get out of the ambulance, one of the girls in our group had had enough. Scared to tears and disturbed, she said she couldn’t go on. We left her behind as workers showed her out.

The conclusion of the attraction had us walking down this wooded trail. Actors lurked in the trees and it was a guessing game of what side they were going to jump out from. A girl in my group clutched the back of my pullover the entire time we were on the trail. Apologizing profusely, I laughingly told her not to worry about it. At the conclusion of the trail, the attraction was over.

I really enjoyed the different components of Dr. Screams in that you got to go through a traditional haunted house, ride in an ambulance, and then walk through an outside haunt. I also thought the actors did a good job and were professional. My critiques would probably be the admission price being a bit steep ($15) and the mediocre scene creations. But overall it got me into the Halloween spirit and it was so nice not freezing my butt off waiting in line. I am happy to say that I have gone through a haunted house attraction in the South. Don’t Blink.