As an end-of-summer last hurrah, I told the kids I would take them out for dessert on Monday night…you know, First Day of School Eve?
Anyway, Sloan and Beau chose Froyo Earth—they didn’t even fight about it, that is where they both wanted to go. We get there and after the circus of them “needing” to try samples and overpouring the yogurt into those tiny tasting cups, they grabbed their actual dishes and we started going through the line.
At my threat of leaving the shop with no yogurt whatsoever, Beau wisely assumed the “point finger” role. He let me hold his cup, pour the yogurt, and sprinkle the toppings while I fulfilled my end of the bargain by performing those actions based on the flavors/toppings he pointed at.
When it came to the yogurt flavors, he surprised me by at least staying with all fruit options. I poured him a little bit of banana, watermelon, and blue raspberry. The toppings? Well, who doesn’t like a combination of mini M&M’s and boba pieces?
When we arrived at the register to pay, the young man behind the counter notified us that it was “Guess Your Weight” Monday. No, this wasn’t some Biggest Loser body weight gimmick (thank goodness). Rather, it was a chance to guess the weight of your yogurt because we all know that is the metric that allows froyo shops to charge so much.
I told the guy that I wouldn’t even know where to begin with guessing the weight of Beau’s cup. I am not a professional froyo eater and don’t go often enough to know how much it weighs. But the employee was super nice and gave Beau a range (7 ounces – 10 ounces) to guess. We guessed incorrectly but thanks to the hint at least we didn’t guess 15 ounces when it was really only 8.6 ounces.
Next came Sloan. She put her dish on the scale and once again the staff member gave a range (8 ounces – 11 ounces). Sloan thought about it for a moment…
“10.5 ounces,” she confidently said.
“Hmmmmm,” the store employee began, “What about 9.7 ounces?”
Sloan and I looked at each other for a moment.
“Say 9.7 ounces!” I told Sloan.
“9.7 ounces,” Sloan replied.
“You are right!” exclaimed the employee.
I then expected him to take 10% off or some other insignificant percentage that might cover the sales tax. Only he didn’t. Instead, he subtracted the entire $7.08 cost of Sloan’s froyo from our order. When we approached his register, he must have been determined to brighten the day of an 8-year-old. Sloan’s froyo tasted especially delicious on Monday night.
The gesture of the Froyo Earth employee was greatly appreciated and we will be back. Don’t Blink.





